"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
10/09/2014 at 21:26 • Filed to: None
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"Scary__goongala!" (corymagee)
10/09/2014 at 21:26 • Filed to: None | 3
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Was walking to my car to show a friend the Miata. Heard the click of a car not starting. Told my buddy to see if they needed help since I have jumper cables. Turned out to be 3 pretty girls dressed to go out. While we were taking care of the car one of them was even talking about how a friend of hers used to have a Miata and how much she liked it. Was too focused on the car to hold a conversation. SON OF A BITCH!!!!
Bytemite
> Scary__goongala!
10/09/2014 at 21:30 |
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That's when you slip your number in the battery harness. Works every time.
1337HPMustang
> Scary__goongala!
10/09/2014 at 21:30 |
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ya dun goofed
nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
> Scary__goongala!
10/09/2014 at 21:33 |
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"I'm sorry but these jumper cables need something from you to work"
"Oh, whats that?"
"Your number"
25% of the time it works every time. True story: used to work for Alltel doing tech work. Met this girl at a party, we BS and she asks where I work. Omgthatssocool. "Hey let me see your phone.... There, now it's better" "how so?" "Because now it has my number in it" yeah, I used to be smooth.
Now I'm all "so you're not a student, live with your parents and have two kids... Can you double bag my milk please?... Thanks"
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Scary__goongala!
> 1337HPMustang
10/09/2014 at 21:43 |
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I know:(
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Scary__goongala!
> Bytemite
10/09/2014 at 21:43 |
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Pretty sure she wouldn't have been the one to eventually find it lol
Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
> Scary__goongala!
10/09/2014 at 21:52 |
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Learn from it and move on.
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1337HPMustang
> Scary__goongala!
10/09/2014 at 22:06 |
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next time tell the girls you are a master mechanic while you jump start their car. Be sure to bend over with your hip out so your pants tighten around your buttocks. Roll up your shirt sleeves as high as they'll go and flex your biceps as you work the jumper cables. Ask the ladies if they'll "service" you in return. Maybe say something along the lines of "I also got a cable that could use a jump". Chase after them as they speed away yelling "Can I have your number!!!"
You'll do alright kid
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Scary__goongala!
> 1337HPMustang
10/09/2014 at 22:26 |
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I was wearing bball shorts, flips flops, and a sweatshirt.lol
I'll probably see one of them again...hopefully
Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready
> 1337HPMustang
10/10/2014 at 21:29 |
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I am sorry, but that is terrible advice.